Woke up too...

...damned late, saw two episodes of simpsons, and now lenola is asking if I want to see a volcano.
Yesterday was pretty easy at work as everything moved slower than the usual saturday, except for one very drunk finish guy who wanted to make a big fuzz about things. Well, it ended up pretty well, and without any injuries. Two giggeling girls even called me a tease:)

After, when we were cleaning up the place, I found a pretty scary note on the flor;

• wanna go to the movies?
• Ill pay you 500,-...
• PLEEEAAAASSSSE!?!
  

If this was a pick up-thingey I feel really sorry for that person. But it might be a new proffesion, if you go to the movies like three times a day; yould earn 1500.-, if you then work three days a week it would be a pretty decent income... Hmmm... need to find this person and become a filmgeek asap!

As tip was really bad, I couldnt pay for my cigarettes on the nachspiel, so ill have to get down on the pub to pay my debt. Probably get a beer to sleep early, as im opening tomorrow. Its payday over the weekend so things will get swell again:) But thank god for our creditcard agreement at work. Its like this mighty card of eternally buying what you cant afford when you are broke... Really nice, but scary... Ill consider nameing it "precious"...

Ive got two questions for you (if theres anybody out there...)

1. How can I publish audiofiles in this blog, like music I recomend?
2. What the hell should I download when Ive seen all simpsons episodes several times?
   

Hmmm...

...It seems they have discovered a new planet, bigger than pluto at the outskirts of our solar system. The first thing that hits my mind is; what does this do to astrology?

Yesterday was disturbing... Managed to pull some really stupid stuff together after the napoo concert... I should stop playing with fire and start to not be amused by driving everything into a ditch. Hopefully this wont lead to a too intence aftermath.... I opened the bar yesterday, then had a few beers with siva and stian. After that I met Atle for the first time in yonks, but he got really drunk as we had some whiskeys on this heavy metal place, I cant remember its name, untill I lost him, or he lost me... Just had to drink away some bad consiousness(probably not how its written...)

"....digging the hole a whole lot deeper now, as two people share a hole..."
-carrisas wierd

The other one involved thinks the solution to this mess, is that I should get a girlfried asap... Well, I dont think I want to... But this has to stop anyway...

Else Im encouraging evrybody to sign this petition... As I am trying to learn something from the last days events. And that might be the next to my least- good-at-thing. It took me like 27 years to learn the fact that one actually could get hurt from getting a snowball in the eye... Better pay more attention this time as people might get seriously hurt emotionally, wich may cause the wounds a very slow healing... Just talked to her on the phone, and things are not ok:( My nerves could use some more of that laphroaig 10 year old single isle malt scoth whiskey I had too much of yesterday or perhaps a date with old friend fernet barnca, but ill skip that in some urge of sensibility or perhaps a lack of a lack of better judgement....

Got to go and put up some posters for work, herjulv made this really neat one for a country-band called mao with mao tse tung as the body of a banjo:) After that im supposed to guard the door, as beatles did that yesterday and wednesday. Hopefully ill suddenly fall into a hole in the ground and stay there till they discover timetravel....

AAAArrrgh...

...Strangedays is on, and I am not there:( It is totally fucked up!! So all I can do is browse the web and watch last years pictures, while drinking insane amounts of coffee, gaining my chance of fetching some kind of cancer with tons of cigarettes, and hope this years festival is really boring...
Which is most unprobably... At the moment Im more alone in my basement then usual, even if robin is at home in the same state as myself...

-From stangeday-03. El capitane is trying to solve his gender problems... Awesome!

Anyway there is a napoo concert tonight, which I guess will be swell as well, but Id rather be running the fields of svening totally fucked up on booze smoking things I never heard about...

Done a few changes, and deleted some parts, added afew links, and got this historical facts part(id rather have a horoscope....) so enjoy. Im not very comfortable with this html thing yet, but ill come around...

Was pretty heavvy working yesterday, as it was totally stuffed most of the evening. Lots of unfamilliar u2-loving faces, people from the musicindustry, and some celebrities. Our "will not play U2" poster was a hit, Garage even copied it and hang one up there as well:) It made people laugh, except from this guy (think he is lene marlins manager-or-something) who had his glowing v.i.p-entrance card very visible on his chest... It disappeared about five secs after he saw the poster, and he didnt even smile....:P

Well, need to eat breakfast and then im of to the concert....

Now, reporting...

...from the new prosperous grand scale greenhouse gas operation....

Mr Howard and Mr Bush were both really excited with this new properous agreement, and even managed to squeeze in an hour of cultural exchange into their thight program.

Mr Bush and Mr Howard are convinced modern technology, which can improve efficiency and reduce waste in industry and power generation, is the key to reducing greenhouse emissions. And make lots of money....

And for something completly different; Found this on a blog and thought it was really great!!!!

Found back to this game where you can create your own state. I forgot all about it, perhaps because its a total waste of time... Anyhow it seemed like all my nations has been vanquished:(

Theres a U2 concert today, so its gonna be hellish at work. Its gonna be an invasion of happy "rockers" and music-industry people when the concert is done. Perhaps more tip, which would be good as it was really crappy on saturday. Yesterday we put up a sign that says "no, we wont play U2" above the dj-decks. So all U2-fans can go fuck elsewhere and listen to the crap:P (after a good tip of course...)

Oh my god!! Bono is even more fucked up than I alreaddy imagined. He arrived Oslo one hour earlier than planned to pay homage(!), yes you read right, to our primeminister kjell magne bondevik... Im totally speechless... Why the fuck does he bother; yes, because Norway is giving 1% from our yearly budget to fight poverty. Well the same fucked up chrisian fundamentlist ashole coalition he leads;

• earned lots more on our oilfund on investment in porn, tobacco, and weapons trade...
• is supporting the american occupation in Iraq....
• is employing new troops in afghanistan, to continue the war under american command
• denieing that there was/is a war in afghanistan, as this was a military operation, and not war....
  
• thinks that mentally ill people and junkies should have this "freespace" where they can hang out together in daytime... that was untill he got mentally ill himself...
  
• denied food and shelter for unreturnable refugees, people even starved to death....
  
• sold weapons to Israel, got caught, and did it again...
• his employmentministers church denies membership to gay people...

... The list is much longer, so fuck you Bono!

I just...

...love this picture. Its from Nørrebro in copenhagen, right next to ungeren, it always makes me smile. Probably why I put it out now as Im bored to death in front of the computer, and Im out of cigarettes:0 This day is a total sucker... Only bad news, bad state, no smoke, no toiletpaper, no money on my account, no food in the fridge, no beer, no pain killers, no new movies, no money left on my cell phone, no calls, and best of all no energy left in me....



Bush got the award for this years stupidest statement about terrorists; "They never stop thinking about ways to harm america, and neither do we!" As I should have said it myself:)

As seam is singing about some port in charlestone Im trying to decide wether im going out for some fun or stay home and get more bored.... Should be an easy decision, but my brain is cotton, and my feet are very lazy... I still know I need cigarettes, and that Im probably going to freak out... Cheers!!!

Officially dead...

...as I cant find my cellphone(not stolen this time) or get to my e-mail(wich isnt stolen either). I could contact the world outside by just going there, but Im too hung over as I celebrated my 29th time around the sun yesterday. Not that I put alot of effort into it; just went to work for a few beers, and to fetch my phone(yes, I forgot it there on saturday...). Joachim then threatened to not let me leave, so, in a hurry, I bought a bottle of wine & a packet of cigarettes and got out before he noticed:P Now Im in need of a theme-park of tranquilizers...

I just woke up and watched hitchhikers guide to the galaxy(I finally managed to see it through) and constantine; both a complete waste of time! The first one was totally fucked up as it looked like a cheap bbc-production with a hughe budget, the latter was to thin to be anything close to preacher. Sad!

Listening to 31 knots, and thier song "breathe to please them", hopefully this will kick my brain and nerves close to effective again, or not.

My biggest fear has come true; Im not going to strangedays:= I cant get anyone to take my shifts at work. So me, my tent and mysleepingbag will be left to nothing but weeping untill august:(

Oh my god...

... just met up with a friend of mine who could inform me that there was a picutre of us in the latest number of this "man" magazine from an anti-nazi action a couple of years ago. I bought the magazine; The headline of the article was; "who rules the underground oslo", and it did not refer to political activism nor the cultural underground... No, it was plainly about different mafia operations and organisations in Oslo, and among serious organised criminals this photograph from our direct action shows up! These other guys are world famous (or rather infamous) criminals standing behind murders, ethnical conflicts, drug trafficing, human trafficing, slavery, forced prostitution, distribution wars on drugsmarket, theft of artworks, and even police killings. Not that Im especially found of the corpse, but Im NOT doing crimes for my own wealth. Im capable, though, of doing crimes when it comes to anti neo-nazi activity, and on behalf of suppresed groups. This has nothing to do with any gold-digging-greedy-bastard who lets money, and not empathy and an understanding of the individual as the uttermost importance, rule the way of action. I dont conceed in any way with organised crime as means to get rich, but as organising as means to let people take over to fullfill their dreams in cooperation and coordination, including respect and critisimsm of individualism and ego. Which is the anarchist approach. Im amazed by the way and, not least, the context Im put in. Coorporate populist media fuckers!!! We`ll sue their ass and back!!!! AAAAAARGH!!!!!!

Elsewhere; yesterday ended up in a graphic workshop at my place as it rained to much to hit town, Maria and Ivar made some prints, I got lost too stoned and fell asleep as Øyvind discovered world of warcraft... Nice and chill evening with enogh of everything:)

This "morning" it was laundry-day with lasse, and then I did some gaming myself before I met up with some guys and girls from blitz... Wich of course ended up in discussions all around the table about israel/palestine (not that we disagree..), some concerned- friend-reports/happy-stories about people we commonly know, and some existencialist bullshit wtich always ends up in the clouds as one get more drunk. Still nice.

Cheers!!

Today Im...

... kind of slow. Worked yesterday, and then had some beers with my boss. Wich ended up in this evil, but very cunning, sceme against the local authorities. A plan so cunning you could add a tail to it and call it a weasel:) Ill come back with some updates on that.

Lasse was visiting for some hours, it was nice to see him again. I havent spoken to him for awhile as he got his girlfriend pregnant and became this really nice family guy. So after some of lasses "papa-tobacco", we ended up totally lost in space, and world of warcraft... He just left, and I went for beer and cigarettes, so I managed to get myself out of this paralell universe:)

Øyvind got home today, and is working at Humla, so ill meet up with him when hes done. Im not sure about going out tonight as my brains feels like cottom, its even acting like cotton... Well, just to jump in it, and grab a beer with Maria on the way down there....

This years all year festival is tougher than the last one....

Drinking coffe...

...and browsing other peoples blogs. Isanely amounts of them:0 A thing that hits me is how amused I am over other peoples lives, I really enjoy reading about other people. Spooky!

Robin, my flatmate, is watching Janis dog , kompis, this week. It was totally hillarious when I came home with my eyepatch last night, he seemed totally terrified, and when I took it off he followed me around everywhere totally excited. I then put it back on, and he suddenly ran away tails between his legs... Ive think ive got the-opposite-evil-eye:)

Music for today is savath and salavas apropat album, slow and soothing.

I also found out that my brain is more female than male; 53,33 female and 46.67 male, my sexy brasilian name turnes out to be Travadero matos, and in my last life I used to be an lazy russhian alchemist who ended up being buried alive, or I was a forlorn philospher in burma getting hanged for treason... My god, I love tools who help me get to know me better!!

Managed....

... to oversleep for the babtation of my niese!!! Not to proud about that one, im reading the news on the net. All this racist crap these days makes me sick, after four people blow themselves up in london, an entire arabian world have to face charges and claims that they are to blame as a community... At the same time christian fundamentalists (the very same party has the primeminister, and the claim comes from our minister of health. Go check your fucking head!!) in norway claims that it is christendom who threw away the communists, nazis, and other evil dictatorships, and calls for the christians to get out of their houses of prayer and into action throughout the world. I thought it was called the dark ages when religion ruled the world, now it seems even more dull... Found this website to, shows how insane nationalist/christian fundamentalists really are. Killing people for an abstract border that some guys just made up and invented, calling it an act of freedom... Sad, sad world...

Been listening...

...to life without buildings "any other city" all day long. Its raining outside, and theres a thunderstorm on its way. I have to go work to fetch the key for tomorrow, the computer is a much more preferable timekiller.

Found this indie test; so now how indie are you?!?

Was out and met Lena yesterday for the first time a year, I think. Went to connections and had a couple of beers in the sun and traffic in winnie the poohs forest. After a while all the drunks got to eager to partisipate in our conversation, so we decided to go to mono instead. We took stian along, but couldnt get past Faisal who actually threw me into parfymeriet to drink beer:) Its been a long time since ive been there... After a beer there we went to mono, and met up with macroberts. After a couple of beers, Lena decided to call it a draw, and then I suddely lost stian, and decided to head home myself.

The most weird was that Lena could inform me that there were some rumours going around, coming from a friend of hers, that Ive never met. It was about this heartbroken eksboyfriend of a friend of the other girl, who was totally down in the gutter drinking himself to death. And the fun part is that it is supposed to be me theyre talking about... So Lena had prepared for some "social work", as she thought things wasnt going very well. So much for gozzip... What the intention behind this rumor is I can hardly imagine. Well, its probably good for the art-myth thingey:)

This is gonna be one hell of a weekend; im working tomorrow until nine, then I need to get to Rena on sunday morning to get to my niese babtising ceremony, and then be back at work monday morning. I cant see the point in this holy ritual, and why my brother wants it so much. Theres no christians in the family, and no one of us are members of any chruch. And I have to, like wear a suit:(

Well, hiting town to meet Mathias and Geir....

Just got home...

...from work, and my hopes for the tip worked out swell. I got over two hundred per hour; wich means in five and a half hour of work I gained over a thousand:) So now the cellphone incident is paidback, and if I can get a good tip during the weekend and next week I might be able to get a new mp3 player as well... Found this article(picture for unnorwegians) about this guy who happens to be much more unlucky with his stuff than me. Merrier by the minute as I drink my good night beer:) According to the story the car was filled with all kinds of vacation equipment, a portable pc`s (just back from a two months service), cellphones, and not least; his boat and hanger is behind the car....

The Turns consert was good, the band played something in between totoise and straight forward rock n roll, I often find the latter boring, but in this combination it worked out. Im not sure of the vocals though, but then Im totally hung up and have difficulties in seeing the voice as an "instrument". If the vocals dont work everything fall asunder, but with this band I cant decide... Anyhow, me and marianne threatened the dj with water down the pants as he managed to put on some hellish tecno song with 2unlimited, and then topped it with abba(!), but when he turned over to some old motorhead classics we pulled back on the threats.

Also found this nice tutorial page on stenciling grafiti, so check out, learn and fill the streets with your own message:)

Now I try to get myself tired, with beer and the instruments fantastic gypsyish album "billions of phonographs" a grand album, wich twitch and turns with lots of weird "filmish" effects in the background strengthening the sad melodies and strange lyrics...

daniel cirera...

...is singing about some hypocrite "motherfucking fake vegetarian" on the stereo, as 12 kids gets blown in iraq, the planned spacetravel seems not very good planned after all, and the most horrible terrorists are run from sweden(!) At the moment Im cursing the evil motherfucker who stole my bag yesterday, with the keys, my cellphone, and my mp3 player:( My entire life was in that bag, so i hope you made it worthwhile; a useless old phone, some keys, a book I was reading, some tranqilizers, a mp3player with no powersupply, some crap from roskilde, an old packet of fishermans friend, and old tobacco dust smeared in some melted candy goo... I could not get home untill four o clock this evening, had to spend 700,- on a new cellphone, and additonal 200,- to get my own phonenumber back, and will be endlessly tired at work tonight... Motherfucker!!!!

The turns are playing at mono tonight, so itll be a good start on the evening and perhaps itll get crowded too which is good for the tip. I might get that to weight up against the mobile expences...

Damn, im getting out of time here; have too eat my fish, and get all shaped up before work.

I`ve...

..just discovered...

Its too...

... hot outside, so I decided to try and start on the art page, or rather pages. Ive made one page with paints and drawings, there will be a cv comming, and there will be a page with more obscure projects, both dead and ongoing. I had some difficulties with the cv, but i think ill manage to get it up in a readable manner pretty soon...

Found some new bands worth listening to;

• wolf parade
• versus
• city of caterpillar
  
• wilderness
• texas is the reason
• cocorosie
  
• 31 knots
• andrew bird

I also got the new pedro the lion "tour ep", with a fantastic cover version of cat powers "metal heart". Wich led me into a three hour cat power-session last night. Chan marshal is grand!!!

Todays plan is to meet up with mathias sometime after six, and also fix the everlasting tent-problem with espen and asbjørn. I hate that murphy guy, espesially the fact that he is absolutely right at times!

My eye is much better, so now I can quit the unintendently accuired pirate image. Most important of all; I can see with both eyes again, and the world proves itself not to be a foggy, 2-d soup, and its suddenly huge (at least bigger than 20 square meters...)

Ugly casanovas...

...on the stereo with barnackles from their "sharpen your teeth" album, as I dry the sleep from my eyes after a both cozy and rather scaring saturday... Was at my brothers birthdayparty on Nesodden bbqing and sunbathing... It was nice, and I met Tomas for the first time since he left for fiji, australia, and southeast asia.

Afterwards I went down to work and had a few beers with herjulv before he called it a draw around half past elleven. As I sat reading, finishing my beer, before heading home this girl comes over and asks if I want to come sit with them, or if they can sit with me. After some chit-chatin about this and that, the most eager of them starts this "what do you do?, and so on "-routine, so as a response to this, I ask her back. This proved to be a fatal mistake as it started an hour long monologue of;

• how grand her job was at the ministry of employment as a 1. secretary
  
• how great the beuracrazy worked for the people in the unemployment line
• how nice the hierarchy was for the employed in the ministries
• how far she "climbed"(from secretary to 1. secretary in 5 years...)
  
• how good she was at sucking up to her bosses
• how nice it was to really be part of something bigger
• and so forth with lots of scary shit....

Stuck in this hellhole of a conversation, trying to be polite as the mouthdiarea got more and more intence, and filled my head with swedish high frequent squeals, I waited for the golden opportunity to get the hell out of there. After another 20 minutes they both decided to go to the lavvy. Decisive, swift, and totally terrified I fled the scene!

Echo is your love followed me all the way home. Over and over again; "want to see the world... burn it black!" What is it with swedes and conformity!?!

Todays still abit slow as I try to get my nerves fringed out by drinking alot of cofee. Im starting to feel more and more uneasy as alot of cigarettes helps the coffein to accomplish this newly accuired project of mine. Still havent got to the guys in Edinburgh, Indymedia.no claims that there are three arrested; wich I suppose means three arrested norwegians...

Now ive just finished watching this grand video. I think Im gonna drop the next whole year festival and go to this one instead; nice people, illuminating lectures, three concerts, brainwashed kids, proud parents, and a cause to bleed for. And, not least; a Swede!!!:)

Think I need more cofee....

As london is ...

... going boom, the polish parliamentbuilding is ripped with flames, police harass peacful demonstrators in scotland, and a few casualties in palestine, Im having a chill morning in front of the computer with a patch on my eye and the latest newsletter from insound.

Ive tried to reach my friends who are demostrating in edinburgh, but with no luck... Hope they are ok. Reports inform about illegal massarrests, and massive provokations and harassments from the cops. Falsements of information, sabotages on indymedia, cops covering their identity while breaking the law they are supposed to uphold, arresting journalists with no charge, arresting and denying access to civilians not partisipating in actions, holding people arrested with no charge or access to lawyers or medical care for over 24 hours, and so on... Sadly this is nothing new. It seems to be the tactics of our "free democratic" goverments in the western world. Now theyll probably go bananas after the strikes on london and poland. Some secret group of al-quaida has claimed responsebility and are now threatening denmark, norway, and italy. Perhaps our primeminister finally will see what those bombs he loves so much really do to people....

Good to be back at work (cant believe thats my words) after the festival, though kind of weird with an eyepatch giving me a 2-d view. Anyhow; an eyepatch is an exellent attention-escalator-device:) After a calm evening floating by, we had a few beers and ended up discussing the paranormal with marianne untill eight when I got too tired and had to call it a draw.

As for the summary I promised itll have to wait:P Or perhaps I wont write it at all 2x:P

After talking to Øyvind on the phone, I am informed that I actually hit the eye while I was stumbling around the campsite drunk... That was before I got sand in there... Well, perhaps Id better check it with the doctor again, I sure dont wanna go around with this 2-d view of the world for much longer. Even if I look like a pirate... But if i hit it, it explains the pain on my forehead and around the eye at the festival. Its a good sign that it aches around too; then it probably wasnt like a sharp object or something pointy and evil that hit my eye only, wich would have been really dangerous. The weird thing is that it wasnt any marks at all, not even a hint of red hue, only a slight pain...

Some music for the day; Echo is your love and their song "a song for sea scouts".
Its customed designed for aimlessly taking my mp3 player for a walk, while trying to beat the hell out of the frail constructionworks inside my ears. Add some erics trip, and top it with some from ashes rise... Ahhh! Life is too good!

Insanley bad...

...shaped. Got home about six this morning after driving all night in a car so stuffed you could hardly move a toe. Its good to be home but my head aches, and im to uneasy to sleep. Think the hideing plan is for the better now; although G8-summit and edinburg would be great.

Yesterdays concerts was turbonegro, the go! team, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead... It was supposed to be bright eyes and kaada/patton as well, but as three of the ones I drove with was going to work this morning we decided to move a bit early. Trail of dead delivered a great show, but the stage was a bit big for them ( it manages 70.000 people), so it was kind of underpopulated.

Im gonna try to sleep some, but ill write a summary later when im more fit...

drunk as....

a duck, im still trying to figure things out. All the other guys ate mushrooms last night, but I didnt. Still everything is a vivid chaos, or perhaps more lucid.... Ive dreamed to much weird stuff, and cant seem to cope (I know its the third festival week, and this should be concidered). Suddenly I find myself all around the festival area with no goal or attention to anything, but still manage to follow my stern planned program, and meet lots of people I usually would aviod. Everything is rolling at too high speed and can do nothing but follow along. Perhaps a week of hideing in the basement will do good... Im still not certain if I will stay for the anti-bush demonstaration here in denmark, or if im just gonna go home, or if im going to the G8 protests in scotland. The last one would be cool but heavy. Let everything else decide!!!

Saw "the other side of sonic youth" last night. Me and morten was the only ones from the camp attending as black sabbath with ozzy was playing at the same time; it was really grand. Rock and noise combined to a wet dream....

Else the shape is wierd(IbeforeE). My stamina is still both scary and asstonishing. In my eyes, that is...

Jacob had to go to the hospital today but that came as no surprice; he should concider his heartcondicion. The doctor told him to lax, so he turned his attention from beer to booze. Its ok now, but hes riding the wrong horse at times. Waze was the most concerned although he should concider himself first as he woke in a puddle of pee 200 meters from his tent last night:P

Greatest concerts yesterday was of course the noisey part of sonic youth and the ponys. It was this years portwine concert at twelwe o`clock in the morning. The band deliverd and so did the port, granting me an extra festival day, wich the evil wicked karmaqueen is now trying to steal back as I wait for the hidden cameras to start their concert.

A glorious....

...friday, after an even more asstonishing thursday. Yesterdays bands was Sonic youth(!), flogging molly, and le tigre. The only concern is that I seem to be immune to alcohol at this stage, i drank one and a half bottle of vodka, lots of fernet, and several beers yesterday, but none seemed to work the wanted way. The good thing about it is that I remember everything:)

The last day on roskilde has been exhausting but really great, and lots of good concerts. Datarock, in wich my old friend ketil plays, was extraordinary good. And the concert tent went boom!

Wednesday was chill. We got our piracy radio transmitter up and going, and with lots of booze in the bar, and lots of visitor we had a great time.

Todays bands are The Ponys, m83, warren suicide, audioslave, håkan hellstroem, the dears, the other side of sonic youth, black sabbath, death from above 1997, autechre and mew. Pretty heavy day, so Im staying slow on the drinking.

Note: Remember the swedish girl story.... (Ill tell later)